"Okay. that was exhausting. Sorry. I didn’t even ask you how you are. How are you? Oh yea? Oh good. That’s great. What? Oh man. That’s tough. I’m sorry… Oh well that sounds like you handled it well, though. So. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know that’s… yeah. Well… Just remember, time will go by and that’ll just be on the list of shit that happened to you. You’ll be okay. Yeah. Huh?… Oh. Really? HE DID? Oh my GOD! hahaha!! That’s CRAZY! No. no. I won’t tell him you told me. Of course not. Alright well… uhuh? Oh wow. yeah. Alright well.. I really gotta go. Thanks for listening. I’m glad you’re basically okay. Stay in touch."
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The last paragraph from a mass email by LOUIS C.K.
Hero.
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‘we were debating how many times per year a man can drop in a study room in a dumb costume with irrelevant news’
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Tina Fey “bows reverently before the fake ashes of late North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, dispursed by Sacha Baron Cohen” on the red carpet at the 84th Annual Academy Awards on February 26, 2012
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Online Sales of Louis C. K. Special Cross $1 Million Mark
Louis C. K. explained that he would use $250,000 to pay for the special (as he has said previously), spend another $250,000 in bonuses to people who work for him and give $280,000 to five charity organizations: Fistula Foundation, which works with women injured in childbirth; Green Chimneys which gives outdoor and animal therapies to children; charity: water, which provides clean drinking water; the Pablove Foundation, which funds pediatric cancer research; and Kiva, which provides small loans to people around the world. The remaining $220,000, Louis C. K. said, would go to himself.
Be more like Louis CK.
B.S. Report: Louis C.K.
Another great interview with Louis CK. Also don’t miss his Fresh Air interview where he “cried like a little bitch.”
PSA of the Day: Patton Oswalt reenacts the now-infamous angry Alamo Drafthouse patron voicemail for the latest in the cinema chain’s long line of amazing anti-talking/texting PSAs.
Young Adult director Jason Reitman makes an appearance.
(NSFW, inebriated expletives.)
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